Hi, I'm DTE. Your power is out, but that's a good thing. Think of all the money you're

saving this winter. Because we here at DTE charge some of the highest electricity rates

in the country. And besides, co-weather mammals live longer. That's just a fact. It's all

made possible by bribing your elected officials, and it's all perfectly legal.

How much money are you giving to politicians? What exactly are your contributions or your

donations? With all due fairness, though, Attorney General, you are one of the politicians

who has accepted money from DTE in the past. That's true. I absolutely have. If I don't

take this money, they're definitely going to be giving this money to my opponent. The

power is out again. Deal with it, Michigan, and we'll all get used to it together.

This week's episode taped live from Drew's basement.

Hello, this is Suck Puppet Charlie. Real Puppet Charlie is up at the late drinking beer

at his shack. Redd is probably high and passed out at the home. They're normally dead.

Carrot just didn't want to work today. So please, sit back and enjoy this. The 4th of July

especially, the best stuff, the no bullshit, no sour.

Oh, let's take a look at all the developments going on around town since the newspaper.

The Hudson skyscraper should be finished next year. Should it? Remember, we're going

to have 20% low income housing. Well, Redd went and checked that out. Redd got his section

eight voucher. And he wants a penthouse facing Canada because when he looks out his penthouse,

he wants to see the American dream. So that's why he wants to look at Windsor. So let's

roll the tape. This is awesome. This is Byron and Redd. Awesome.

Trailer for Sailor Ring. Put me out the house on the porch for a little bit.

No phone, no phone, I got no bed. Start it from the bottom down. Got no single bed.

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