God and Jesus Unite to Condemn Trump's Project 2025

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🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It’s me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead.

First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it’s like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump’s lies. He’s pissed, folks, and rightfully so.

These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and call it a hot tub party. And don’t get me started on their social security “reforms.” Raising the retirement age and cutting benefits? That’s some seventh circle of hell kind of crap.

Stand up against these draconian policies with all the might you can muster. And don't forget to visit thegodpodcast.com to join our community, sign up for our newsletter, and get the latest episodes, satirical news, and letters from yours truly. Whether you are a free or paid subscriber, I appreciate you being part of this community.

Tune in, laugh your ass off, and stay informed with God and Jesus.

Love,

God

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Oh, can you believe that and the shit he's trying to put on me.
0:06.0	Don't you put that evil on me, Kevin Roberts,
0:09.0	and this just goes to show you once again Jesus.
0:12.0	You never trust a dude that's got two first names
0:18.1	Nationalist Christians are Nazis for short.
0:23.0	Very good.
0:24.0	Very good.
0:25.0	Sorry you're not in the joking mood, obviously.
0:28.0	I'm very sad.
0:29.0	I'm trying to light in the mood, yeah.
0:31.0	Okay, Jesus, just remember, just remember inside out too okay Jesus let the joy in let it in in in in in in in in
0:40.0	in their minds if you're not willing to spit on that thing, on that little mushroom,
0:46.3	you're not an actual supporter.
0:48.0	I want to see the Dems go, how about your hak-tah to the poles? Am I right?
0:55.0	Did you say it wrong on purpose?
0:56.7	Ha-tu-tu-a-tu-tu-a?
0:59.4	Yeah. Why did you hak-tu-tu-a?
1:01.7	Oh, please don't say that. Well Jesus this week both the United Kingdom and France
1:19.7	resoundingly rejected their conservative parties.
1:22.8	Whoo!
1:25.2	Come on Americans, get her done!
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