Goblincored of the Rings (GET IT?!)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Joe, Steve, and Kevin discuss upcoming LOTR show, more Goblincore, and they don't even get into a fist fight! Help us out and take the Valleycast survey: https://roosterteeth.surveysparrow.com/s/Roost-Partner-Survey---Valleyfolk/tt-dc0edf And thanks to our sponsors! HelloFresh: Go to http://hellofresh.com/valleycast16 to get 16 free meals plus 3 free gifts. Chime: Go to http://chime.com/valleycast to sign up for Chime! Stamps.com: Go to http://stamps.com and use code VALLEYCAST to get 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. Do you miss Elliott? Well Elliott he's doing a livestream comedy show THIS FRIDAY! Get tix here: http://rushtix.com/events/elliottmorgan GET THE MOVIE MOVIE POSTER: https://store.dftba.com/products/movie-movie-game-poster We'd love if you'd consider supporting and becoming part of the fam as move into a new era: http://www.patreon.com/thevalleyfolk Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy You may have noticed that in this episode, very little about Russia or Ukraine was discussed. We know you come to this podcast for the most hard-hitting news about the most important topics of our time, but unfortunately no one associated with the Valleyfolk have ever seen or even heard a map. Thank you for your time.

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0:00.0	Hi there, guys. Elliot here. I miss you so much. Hey, have you ever wondered how you might be able to help out the Valleycasts and a quick and easy and maybe even fun way?
0:08.4	Well, guess what? There's a survey in the description down below, either on the video or the audio versions of this podcast, and we would love your help in figuring out what you listen to.
0:17.2	How often you listen to us? Who else do you listen to? It helps you. It helps us. It's a beautiful thing. And thank you so much for doing it.
0:23.1	It taking the time is just it's not lost on us. And I appreciate it. And Joe appreciates it. Steve appreciates it. Kevin!
0:45.4	Taylor, welcome. I've never tried to do a Shrek voice. Give it a shot.
0:51.0	Yeah, I tried. Go do your best Shrek. Oh, laddie, come on. Don't get. Let's go. Don't get.
1:00.5	Now do it without using the word donkey. Fiona, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1:12.5	I need you to talk dirty to Fiona now. Oh, baby. I want to eat your vagina.
1:21.0	I'll see you in the piece. So I'll watch people guess them instead. I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with your eye show.
1:36.9	You guys ever seen Clifford the big red dog? It has one.
1:41.1	I'm hungry with belly cast. Last week, Kevin and I had a little bit of a... Kevin and I were let loose on the...
1:52.8	belly cast studio. Yeah, and you guys get to give me a little education today. We don't have to jump into it totally,
1:59.2	but you guys have to tell me about it. Did you talk about goblin core? But you're talking about goblin core.
2:06.3	Yes, sir. This is our, by the way, everybody. This is a new record. This is the earliest podcast we've ever done.
2:12.8	No. Is it really? Are you sure? Maybe like on par? It might be. We've never started before 830.
2:24.0	I got some peppermint tea here. It's great. I just have water. You guys go ahead and get your tea.
2:29.6	I know. I don't know. I'm losing my mind. It's crazy. You waking up and drinking. Why don't you change it?
2:34.6	What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? This is crazy. I don't know if you guys have ever heard this,
2:40.3	but they say that the first thing you should do when you wake up in the morning is drink a glass of water,
2:45.3	and I thought, I have heard that. I was like, what? I have. I've heard that. I was like,
2:51.2	that crazy? Wait a minute. I was like, what? I'm going to give that a shot. How would your kids react to this
3:01.5	version? They've heard the big ones. You might find out a lot about your kid if you do that.
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