Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

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Top secret confessions.

Embarrassing and scary stories.

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Hey happy campers!

Wow that was a new harmony there. I know welcome back to Trail Max. This is our mini episode where we read a

listener submitted stories. You're in your oats today. I want to read, I want to read so so much I want to keep reading and reading

reading rainbow bitch that's me I'm gay giving scholastic book fare do you want to tell

the campers what just happened to you in the restroom, the camp showers if you will.

That sounds so crazy to ask me, but yes I would love to share this as a safe space.

I shaved my beard. I did. I went to trim it up a bit. It was getting a little

cuckoo crazy bananas and I thought I had the right the right shield on, what is it

called? The guard. Yeah, the right guard, right right and I start shaving and I'm like oh this is far too

short low and behold I did not have a number five I had a number two which is yours yeah I will keep going I'll get I'll get my

feedback after I feel kind of nude beers are like the makeup for men not that men

can't wear makeup but like on a masculine face like mine, like that's kind of what contours my face, makes my face look a little bit thinner, my problem areas, you know, gives me that hourglass shape when in actuality I do in fact have a pair shaped frame.

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