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The Commercial Break

Gobble Gobble

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The Bit: Bryan and Hoadley review Chuck E. Cheese pizza. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss Only Fans pages and the marketing that goes into a successful campaign, Bryan tells Hoadley about his trashy television habits and revisits the time his date brought Thanksgiving dinner to the bedroom. This and so much more...on episode 17 of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker   Follow us on Instagram   Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube   New episodes every Monday, Wednesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts!   For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Chucky Cheese, there is a whole group of human beings that is dedicated and to that pizza.

0:08.5

It's like a fan club.

0:09.8

People love the pizza itself.

0:18.5

The pizza itself.

0:19.5

Like they think it's one of the best pizzas in the world and I'm not kidding.

0:22.6

I'm pretty sure it was frozen pizza from CROGUR.

0:26.4

I'm pretty sure there was nothing delicious about.

0:32.4

I mean, listen, frozen pizza, I guess it was okay and if you're hungry and around a bunch of children, you'll eat anything, right?

0:38.4

Popping with new natural toppings.

0:41.4

All with lots of sauces and plenty of cheese.

0:44.4

So while you're having fun rolling and winning, jumping and spinning, and laughing and grinning,

0:49.4

we're in the kitchen making the best pizza in town.

0:52.4

We do not stitch together old pizza.

0:55.4

That's the very strange statement Chucky Cheese was forced to make after a popular YouTuber's conspiracy video went viral.

1:02.4

There's a theory that if somebody at Chucky Cheese doesn't finish their old pizza and there's like a few pieces left,

1:11.4

the employee will take that to the back, take those pieces off the tray and form a new pizza.

1:18.4

Artisan Pizza for the 7 to 9 year old.

1:21.4

Genius if I do say so myself.

1:25.4

Music

1:31.4

Early 2020, the world shut down.

1:43.4

Stories, restaurants, schools and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life.

1:50.4

As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology.

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