Gobble Gobble
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Chucky Cheese, there is a whole group of human beings that is dedicated and to that pizza. |
| 0:08.5 | It's like a fan club. |
| 0:09.8 | People love the pizza itself. |
| 0:18.5 | The pizza itself. |
| 0:19.5 | Like they think it's one of the best pizzas in the world and I'm not kidding. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm pretty sure it was frozen pizza from CROGUR. |
| 0:26.4 | I'm pretty sure there was nothing delicious about. |
| 0:32.4 | I mean, listen, frozen pizza, I guess it was okay and if you're hungry and around a bunch of children, you'll eat anything, right? |
| 0:38.4 | Popping with new natural toppings. |
| 0:41.4 | All with lots of sauces and plenty of cheese. |
| 0:44.4 | So while you're having fun rolling and winning, jumping and spinning, and laughing and grinning, |
| 0:49.4 | we're in the kitchen making the best pizza in town. |
| 0:52.4 | We do not stitch together old pizza. |
| 0:55.4 | That's the very strange statement Chucky Cheese was forced to make after a popular YouTuber's conspiracy video went viral. |
| 1:02.4 | There's a theory that if somebody at Chucky Cheese doesn't finish their old pizza and there's like a few pieces left, |
| 1:11.4 | the employee will take that to the back, take those pieces off the tray and form a new pizza. |
| 1:18.4 | Artisan Pizza for the 7 to 9 year old. |
| 1:21.4 | Genius if I do say so myself. |
| 1:25.4 | Music |
| 1:31.4 | Early 2020, the world shut down. |
| 1:43.4 | Stories, restaurants, schools and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. |
| 1:50.4 | As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology. |
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