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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Hay Festival in Wales, Greg chats Cale, Chaney and Cosell.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's shoot this fucker.

0:20.0

The rain rye, once again, this one's man of the world,

0:22.0

who best takes you to the last group as my part.

0:26.0

I'm the Oxfam move-can here at the Hay, that are infestible.

0:30.0

One of the classiest gigs we do here,

0:32.0

to prove to take that down a little bit.

0:34.0

They're at the Hay Festival, where geniuses from all over the world gather

0:37.0

and they've allowed me on campus.

0:39.0

It's exciting to be back in the whale.

0:41.0

It's been two years, I think, since we've been here.

0:44.0

Last time we were here, I didn't have a book,

0:46.0

and I was the only person at this festival without a book.

0:49.0

So, take that all the way out there, Rob.

0:53.0

Last year, I had a book, and it was exactly the same time of year,

0:57.0

and I was like, can I come back to the festival, I have a book, and they're like, no.

1:00.0

We don't have people two years in a row, and I'm like, but I didn't have a book,

1:03.0

and now I have a book.

1:04.0

So now it's a year after the books come out, but God damn it, I still have the book.

1:07.0

So, we're back for our second biannual, or bikerious,

1:14.0

time here at the Hay Festival, located in lovely whales,

1:18.0

which is adjacent to another country called England,

1:21.0

where you'll recognize the difference between the English people and the crowd

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