Go To Bed, Wig
That's Spooky
Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2019
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:06.0 | Download the app today. |
| 0:09.0 | You're listening to a Movid Network podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that's not mad at you. It's mad at the dirt. |
| 0:52.0 | Look, I'm actually mad at a lot of things like people who say the phrase man up. |
| 0:56.0 | The rising cost of chicken nuggets. Yeah, the Rob Zombie additions to the Halloween franchise. Yes. And how about this motherfucker? Candice Keller. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, that asshole. Okay. Yeah, welcome to spooky gay bullshit. Everyone let's get into some bullshit that pertains to the LGBTQ community at large. So it's pretty gay. |
| 1:15.0 | Absolutely. Yeah. So Candice Keller, if you don't know who she is, is an Ohio Republican lawmaker and she had a lot to say on social media this week. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah, and you might remember if you follow us on Instagram, we told a particular wig to go to bed this past weekend. Yeah. So this is that chunky Kelly Clarkson highlight buffoonery that we were referencing. What's your name, baby? Her name Candice Keller. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, that's her. Yeah. So before you get into what she posted on social media, this post was in response to two of the mass shootings that happened in the United States this weekend. |
| 1:49.0 | One was in El Paso, Texas where 22 people were shot and killed inside of a Walmart by a 21 year old gunman who was supposedly a right nationalist. So super right winged. |
| 2:00.0 | The other happened in Dayton, Ohio where nine people were killed. The suspect was killed at the time and they don't really know the motive, but he seemed to be an extreme left winged person. |
| 2:12.0 | So Candice Keller decided to get up on social media and post this. Isn't it just a complete joy that some people in this world look at a senseless tragedy like those two mass shootings that happened and kind of go, wow, well, this is going to be my moment to hop on social media. |
| 2:30.0 | And can you help me up on the soapbox, baby? Exactly. Yeah, I'm wearing these heels. You know, they were just kidding heels though. So Candice Keller said after every mass shooting, the liberals start the blame game. |
| 2:41.0 | Why not place the blame where it belongs? The breakdown of traditional American family. Thank you, transgendered homosexual marriage and drag queen advocates. |
| 2:51.0 | Fatherlessness, a subject no one discusses or believe is relevant. The ignoring of violent video games, the relaxing of laws against criminals, open borders, the acceptance of recreational marijuana, failed school policies. |
| 3:08.0 | Hello parents who defend misbehaving students disrespect to law enforcement. Thank you Obama hatred of our veterans. Thank you, professional athletes who hate our flag and national anthem. The Democratic Congress, many people whom are openly anti-Semitic, the culture which totally ignores the importance of God and the church. That is until the elected president state office holders who have no interest whatsoever in learning about our constitution and the second amendment. |
| 3:37.0 | And snowflakes who can't accept a duly elected president. Did I forget anybody? This list is long and the fury will continue. Bitch, shut the fuck up. It's where. Okay, look, well, look, I can only speak as a very emboldened snowflake. |
| 3:55.0 | But I think she failed to mention that kind of wolf and sheep's clothing suburban type, you know, that oh yeah, oh yeah, you know where I'm going with this kind of person that wears a chunky necklace and plaid glasses and acts like they're interesting. |
| 4:10.0 | Yes, basically everybody that Aaron Gibson talks about in her book, Feminist. Yeah, and she describes as your mom's worst friend, Deborah. So girl, really this is tiring. This is bullshit. Get off Facebook. Log off to leave the account. |
| 4:23.0 | Exactly. This debate just goes on and on and on and everybody on this side that is for this fucking like second amendment bullshit just has their blinders up to the fact. And you know, and the fact that she's blaming |
| 4:37.0 | untraditional marriage and she's basically saying if you don't have a dad, you're going to be fucked up. You don't have a mom, you're going to be fucked up. Like this is so tight and so old. And are we done blaming things on video games yet? I guess not. I guess not. We don't even play video games. We have no stakes in this game. But bitch, that's an old fucking narrative. |
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