Go Suck a Cow's Dick

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and a penguin and her mother, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.6	I'm Emma Wilman and this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.4	Inside the Closet.
0:07.4	Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:13.2	It's me, Emma Wilman.
0:14.5	Thank you so much for being here.
0:16.2	We appreciate your time.
0:18.0	Very much, I'm saying we, because I'm used to having Mateo here with me and not having
0:21.2	a total breakdown, officially.
0:23.5	But Mateo is actually living his best life in Italy, I believe.
0:28.1	Those pictures are just, at this point, it's out of control.
0:32.4	It's just a constant flex on winning, basically.
0:35.4	He looks incredible.
0:37.6	But before you turn that dial, I've got some stuff for you today.
0:41.6	I'm going to do a little solo episode.
0:44.3	And basically, I wanted to talk about figuring out your sexuality.
0:48.3	I've got some celebrity gossip and inside scoop on the Kardashians, some political news,
0:53.9	and maybe I'm lying about some of the stuff I have for you guys.
0:55.9	But I'm going to start out with a couple of things that happened this past week.
1:01.2	So number one, I went to a wedding.
1:03.4	This actually wasn't this past week.
1:04.4	This was two weeks ago.
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