Go Injunct Yourself
Ink Stained Wretches
Nebulous Media
4.7 • 716 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
What does the word “Patriot” mean to you? Did you go outside to celebrate our nation’s Birthday? Well, the American news media believes these are questions worth debating. Join us on Ink Stained Wretches where we go deep on these topics and other malarky the press had for us this week.
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Time Stamps:
2:37 Front Page
35:58 Obsessions
42:35 Reader Mail
49:52 Favorite Item of the Week
Show Notes:
Bloomberg: Biden Appeal Opens a New Front in Battle Over Internet Speech
NYT: Ruling Puts Social Media at Crossroads of Disinformation and Free Speech
NYT: A ‘Cage Match’ Between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg May Be No Joke
Wapo: Secret Service investigating suspected cocaine found in White House
Politco: White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official
Mediaite: Joy Reid Says She Wouldn't Go Out on July 4 'Because America is Awash With Guns'
NPR: Heat is making squirrels 'sploot' — a goofy act that signals something serious
Wapo: How hot dog contestants went from eating 10 to 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes
Hollywood reporter: ESPN Cutting On-Air Talent as It Seeks Additional Cost Savings
WSJ: Food Is Meh, Décor Is Bland, Parking Nonexistent: Must Be D.C.’s Most-Exclusive Restaurant
The Atlantic: The Harry and Meghan Podcasts We’ll Never Get to Hear
Obsessions:
NYT: Ms. Rachel the YouTube Star Wants to Sing With Her Littles
Wapo: An unlikely provocateur, Miss Texas, takes on the state's GOP leaders
Favorite Items:
CTV News:Unexploded bombs among dangers for nude trespassers, Calgary First Nation says
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Is there anything you would have done differently? |
| 0:02.0 | We've reported a true story. |
| 0:04.0 | Our colleague Brian Williams is back in Kuwait City tonight after a close call on the skies over Iraq. |
| 0:10.0 | Controversal Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and questions about Kavanaugh's drinking in the past. |
| 0:16.0 | Sean Hannity, come on up, Sean Hannity. |
| 0:18.0 | Today, Andrew Cuomo is having a moment. |
| 0:24.6 | Hi there. I'm Chris Steyerwalt. And I'm Eliana Johnson. |
| 0:28.6 | Welcome to Inkstained Wretches, El Retcho's to its friends, where we break down what's going wrong and what's going right with the American News Media. Eliana Johnson, I got to tell you, |
| 0:42.2 | the happenstancical facial hair of the young men of America right now, I'm at a loss. So just the |
| 0:52.5 | loose random aggregations of scruffy facial hair, look, you want a beard, |
| 0:58.9 | you want to goatee, you want a mustache, you want lamb chop, sideburns, do whatever you want to do. |
| 1:05.4 | Everybody ought to do what they want to do. |
| 1:07.3 | I want you to talk to the women of America about not tolerating. |
| 1:11.7 | About incentivizing proper. Just groom it. Do something with it. It can't just be just a |
| 1:18.6 | random clumps of facial hair. I can't grow, if I could grow like a Ulysses-. Grant, if I could like, oh, if I could grow James |
| 1:30.8 | Garfield's beard, I would totally rock a Civil War General on the good side, beard. I would |
| 1:38.4 | definitely do that. But I can't. I can grow a wispy disaster. So I don't. If you can't grow a beard, don't just |
| 1:46.7 | walk around. Tell the women, don't accept in the men patchy facial hair. |
| 1:51.5 | I'll do my best to get that message out. Get the word out among your sisters. Tell them, |
| 1:56.3 | don't tolerate. Okay. Okay. Has Patrick ever had facial hair? Yes, I'm a fan. But I see him as potential |
| 2:04.7 | like looking good, looking learned and sophisticated. I'm a fan. Okay. He's not as much of a fan. |
| 2:10.5 | Does he go beard? Does he go go tea? What's he do? It's like just a little unshaven. Oh, a stubble. |
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