Go Get It
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Craig talks about preparing to tape his special, how he got started in stand up, and St. Patrick's Day hecklers.
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Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4
Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc
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Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU
Craig's favorite healers:
Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)
Joe Dispenza
Bruce Lipton
Dr. Sebi
Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:
Dr. Delbert Blair
Dolores Cannon
Santos Bonnaci
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How shit. |
| 0:04.0 | We have a hundred six zero in progress for most of each. |
| 0:09.0 | Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good. |
| 0:12.0 | Get back here. |
| 0:20.0 | Howdy duty everybody. We're on tour. Next up, Sacramento, California. We sold everything out so we added Sunday. |
| 0:28.7 | So get your tickets. We got more tickets, Sacramento, Sunday, Sunday, March 29th. |
| 0:35.3 | Then we're at Corpus Christi, Texas, Denver, Colorado, Miami, Florida, Fort Worth, Texas, Greenfield, South Carolina, San Francisco, California, Ontario, Charlotte, Oxnard, Tampi, Pasadena, Richmond, Las Vegas, Seattle. |
| 0:51.0 | There's more being added, I believe, Bakersfield. |
| 0:54.0 | And ticket links coming soon. |
| 0:56.6 | Austin, Texas, Raleigh, North Carolina, Houston, Texas, St. Louis, Missouri, Portland, Oregon, and Philadelphia. |
| 1:03.7 | So I'm coming, folks. |
| 1:06.1 | Mark your calendar. |
| 1:08.1 | Pay attention. |
| 1:10.0 | And I love you. I'll see you there there get a hoodie um or not but they're nice |
| 1:15.2 | they're nice dope art cotton no plastic um yeah i love you all check out this episode it's it's cool |
| 1:23.7 | i'm mello fella we get a little high little luc loosey-goosey. I talk about my journey, |
| 1:28.5 | my process, where I started, where I ended up, shoot, maybe I'll start that too. So when you |
| 1:34.1 | start this shit, stand-up comedy, we'll just put it in up top, then it doesn't matter the flow. |
| 1:39.1 | They get all the info. Um, you, I started at open mic on, in Hollywood, a fountain and vine, by like some sort of government aid. |
| 1:50.2 | There was a homeless, it was a hot bread for mental illness. |
| 1:55.4 | There was a homeless shelter, a $0.9.9 store and government aid and a 24-hour donut shop. So it was just... I saw a lady flop out of her wheelchair and shit on cardboard. Marlowe, you're heckling me. Come on, buddy. I'm almost done. I'm trying to tell the beginning. The origin stories of Craig Cohn at first open mic. |
| 2:23.8 | And so I do this open mic with my homie Brian Granger from Trader Joe's fresh off the arrest of 4th July Firecracker Incident. |
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