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Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor discover that bald eagles are real and they are large and incharge. Plus, Connor exposes big boxed water and Brooke breaks down the weirdest things she had to do at her school. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://TheFarmersDog.com to get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food plus FREE shipping! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. State Farm is there with the coverage you need for your car, your home, and even boats, motorcycles, RVs, and other things that matter to you. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 diaper butt 0:50 intro 1:10 pants are hard 5:22 we’re back 6:22 reviewing ways to drink water 10:53 the farmer's dog 12:53 the boxed water rainforest 13:51 influencer brand trips 15:20 bugs are so scary 16:02 pooping vs. puking 18:07 death to spiders 19:30 live lokai bracelets 20:45 squarespace 22:20 planting trees 23:41 connor’s tour 25:36 are crocodiles dangerous? 26:59 two sold out shows 29:01 bald eagles are real 31:58 better help 33:17 birds are reptiles 35:05 jack black is iconic 36:05 dealing with hecklers 37:48 drunk on stage 41:45 stressed about philly 42:50 brooke’s update 43:44 state farm 45:03 too much tiktok 46:10 rewatching hercules 49:36 the cheetah girls 51:38 raven-symoné’s influence 54:45 curb your enthusiasm 56:30 new nyt game 58:09 bizarre grade school stories 1:04:10 watch out for ticks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my God, I'm like missing one week of this podcast. It's like I've never ever done it before coming back.
0:09.4	Like I said, my lips started quivering.
0:12.2	I'm also just like so physically uncomfortable like there's something in my eye
0:16.3	my pants are fitting horribly it literally looks like I'm wearing a full diaper.
0:23.7	No, it's dead.
0:24.9	Look, no, look, I'm not even kidding.
0:26.3	And these are right out of the wash,
0:29.2	so it's not like I've been wearing them for a while. There's always diaper. I don't know what to say. It's so frustrating in
0:39.8	every one of my pants because I don't really have any sort of butt.
0:45.0	Make pants for girls with no butt. It's not like we exist. Ha ha ha! Yeah, oh my god, that's what make pants for girls with no but exactly you've been saying that I have been like listen the biggest advocate for girls with no but I look I just I always look like I'm wearing a diaper unless I'm wearing leggings which I don't want to be like wearing leggings because I have no butt.
1:26.7	I don't know what to say to this argument. I'm pretty like you can just sympathize.
1:33.0	Brooke you have the fattest fucking ass this side of the Mississippi.
1:38.0	I don't care.
1:39.0	I'm not insecure about it, I don't care about it, make better look.
1:42.0	I don't have an ass make better fun. I don't have a bigger
1:46.2	ass than I do. But that's not what this is about. That's not what this is about I
1:49.3	don't care. Truly I don't care. Like that's not one of the things that keeps me up at night. I'm just saying
1:55.0	surely you could tailor some clothes.
1:59.0	Who else up at night thinking about they flat ass?
2:02.0	I'm not, is what I'm saying.
2:05.0	No I said I don't.
2:06.0	It doesn't bother me until I put the pants on and it's they're sagging.
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