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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	It's difficult to lose weight.
0:11.0	Understand this, yeah, it's difficult for me and for other people to lose weight.
0:27.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:31.4	And that was how you targeted them?
0:33.6	Yeah, you targeted them because they're following.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.1	Or because you're following them.
0:37.8	I'm not sure.
0:38.8	I don't know.
0:40.0	I don't think it matters.
0:41.4	Just call people.
0:43.4	He's back to just calling anybody.
0:48.9	There's no rhyme or reason.
0:51.0	You might as well have a random dialer.
0:53.3	Just be on social media. That's right. Just make 1, as well have a random dialer. Just be on social media.
0:55.3	That's right.
0:56.2	Just make 1,000 phone calls a day and you're likely to get a 50% close ratio.
1:05.3	If you're just calling people you follow or they follow you, you're't know. You're not preparing to target anybody.
1:12.5	You're prepared to just waste your fucking day.
1:17.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:23.7	Ah, yeah, cats and kittens.
1:25.5	Welcome back to the commercial break.
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