Go After The Prodigals | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:01.8 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:05.6 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:09.9 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:16.5 | God bless you. |
| 0:17.9 | Always a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:21.9 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:24.5 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:27.2 | Thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:30.5 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:32.3 | One day, Adam said to God, why did you make Eve so beautiful? |
| 0:37.8 | God said so you would love her. |
| 0:39.9 | Adam said, well, God, why did you give her such long, flowing hair? |
| 0:43.6 | God said the same thing. |
| 0:45.0 | So you would love her. |
| 0:46.3 | He said, well, God, why did you give her such a great figure? |
| 0:48.6 | He said it again. |
| 0:49.6 | So you would love her. |
| 0:50.8 | Adam said, all right, God, you made her so beautiful, so attractive. |
| 0:54.3 | Why did you make her so dumb? |
| 0:57.3 | God said that's easy, Adam, so she would love you. |
| 1:02.0 | Hold up your Bible. |
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