Gnome Wars - Part Two
Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom
Barmy Productions
5 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Gnome Wars
It's the annual Barmy Dale Gnome Display competition and trouble brews when Reverend Wilkins discovers that his potentially prize winning gnome has been stolen.
Starring:
Juliet Howland as Gracie
Camilla Simson as Sharon
Stuart Wheeldon as Dan
Martin Skellern as Keith
Jeffrey Holland as Reverend Wilkins
Vicki Michelle as Angie Edwards
Will Chitty as Percy "Branston" Edwards
Judy Buxton as Mildred Wilkins
Michael Fenton-Stevens as the Police Chief
Ryan Woodcock as Constable Batterby
Kate Skellern as Female Officer
Abbey Norman as Gazette Receptionist
Dawn Eccles as Police Receptionist
Written by Skellern & Wheeldon
Audio editor Martin Skellern
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello? |
| 0:04.5 | Gracie, it's me. |
| 0:05.9 | Oh, hello, pet. |
| 0:07.1 | You heard the news. |
| 0:08.3 | Reverend Wilkins' best gnome has been stolen. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh, no. |
| 0:12.9 | I'm just wondering if you've seen Keith or Dan with a new gnome today. |
| 0:17.1 | Oh, dear. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, don't tell me you have. |
| 0:19.8 | Oh, Keith showed me a new one just this morning |
| 0:22.7 | Oh those two idiots |
| 0:24.8 | Two |
| 0:25.7 | Well you can bet your life Dan was involved |
| 0:28.2 | Oh |
| 0:28.9 | You don't really think they'd have stolen the reverence gnome do you |
| 0:32.4 | Don't you |
| 0:33.5 | Well I'd confront Keith now |
| 0:35.5 | But I don't know where he is |
| 0:36.7 | I do He's in my back garden with Dan surrounded by gnomes. |
| 0:41.2 | Oh, dear. |
| 0:47.3 | What do you think of this one then? |
| 0:49.0 | It's a gnome, Keith. What about it? |
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