Right then Dan, if we're going to catch the gnome thief and clear our names, we need a plan.

And I take it by the look in your eyes, you've already got one.

Of course.

The gnome, stolen from Reverend Wilkins, is only so valuable because it works as a pair, right?

That's true.

And the other half of the pair, Humphrey, is still in the

Reverend's garden. So, so you're thinking that if the thief knows his nose, then he'll be back.

And with the competition happening tomorrow, he'll have to be back tonight. So we should get down

to the vicarage, stake out the garden, and wait. I have to admit, Keith, it's not a bad idea. But as it happens, I have a better one.

I believe that one, I hear it.

We put a tracking device along for you.

A tracking device? Where do we get one of those?

I've got an app on my phone that shows Sharon where I am at all times.

You're what?

You're joking?

No, sadly not.

But listen, if we download the same app that Sharon's got onto your phone, then we attach

my phone to Humphrey, when someone steals him, we can trace his whereabouts and catch

the thief.

Well, Dan, for a man who's as much under the thumb as you are, it's not a bad idea.

All right, then.

So I suggest we wait for darkness to fall, then we get round to the vicarage, stick my phone inside Humphrey, and then we kick back with a pine to monitor your phone.

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