Gnome Wars - Part One

Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom

Barmy Productions

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🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Gnome Wars

It's the annual Barmy Dale Gnome Display competition and trouble brews when Reverend Wilkins discovers that his potentially prize winning gnome has been stolen.

Starring:

Juliet Howland as Gracie

Camilla Simson as Sharon

Stuart Wheeldon as Dan

Martin Skellern as Keith

Jeffrey Holland as Reverend Wilkins

Vicki Michelle as Angie Edwards

Will Chitty as Percy "Branston" Edwards

Judy Buxton as Mildred Wilkins

Michael Fenton-Stevens as the Police Chief

Ryan Woodcock as Constable Batterby

Kate Skellern as Female Officer

Abbey Norman as Gazette Receptionist

Dawn Eccles as Police Receptionist

Written by Skellern & Wheeldon

Audio editor Martin Skellern

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello,
0:02.2	Hello,
0:11.1	Barmy Tales Gazette.
0:14.1	Good morning, this is Reverend Wilkins.
0:17.0	I'm calling to complain about the scandalous article you printed
0:20.2	about my church's harvest festival.
0:22.6	I assure you, none of our vegetables bore any resemblance to any such thing.
0:27.6	How you could suggest that...
0:29.6	Hello? Are you still there?
0:32.6	Oh my. Oh dear.
0:35.6	Is everything okay, Reverend? I have to go.
0:39.3	Melred?
0:40.3	Yes, dear.
0:41.3	Get out here, quickly.
0:43.3	What is it?
0:47.3	Have you seen my gnome with the fishing rod?
0:50.3	Humphrey?
0:51.3	No, no. Humphry's the one with the blue cap peeing into the pond.
0:55.6	The one with the fishing rod is Seamus.
0:57.5	I do wish you keep up to you.
0:59.0	Oh, sorry, darling. What seems to be the problem?
1:02.2	He's vanished.
	...

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