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🗓️ 10 February 2025
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Gnome Wars
It's the annual Barmy Dale Gnome Display competition and trouble brews when Reverend Wilkins discovers that his potentially prize winning gnome has been stolen.
Starring:
Juliet Howland as Gracie
Camilla Simson as Sharon
Stuart Wheeldon as Dan
Martin Skellern as Keith
Jeffrey Holland as Reverend Wilkins
Vicki Michelle as Angie Edwards
Will Chitty as Percy "Branston" Edwards
Judy Buxton as Mildred Wilkins
Michael Fenton-Stevens as the Police Chief
Ryan Woodcock as Constable Batterby
Kate Skellern as Female Officer
Abbey Norman as Gazette Receptionist
Dawn Eccles as Police Receptionist
Written by Skellern & Wheeldon
Audio editor Martin Skellern
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0:00.0 | Oh, this is brilliant, this is. Arrested again. What am I going to tell? Sharon, she'll go spare. |
0:08.0 | Oh, pull yourself together, Dan. I've got the same problem. |
0:11.0 | You don't. Gracie can be reasonable. My wife should be unbearable when she finds out I'm in here. |
0:16.0 | Just concentrate on how we get out. |
0:18.0 | There's no way out, Keith. There has to be. Well, we'll miss our chance to capture the real thief. |
0:21.6 | The competition's in the morning, so the thief has to strike tonight. |
0:24.6 | The only way we're getting out of here is if they release us. |
0:26.6 | And they're not going to do that, are they? |
0:28.6 | Of course. That's it. |
0:30.6 | What's it? |
0:31.6 | Right, Dad, I've got an idea. But I have to admit, it will be the worst thing we've ever done. And how is doing the worst thing that we've ever done going to help things, Keith? |
0:39.3 | Well, first of all, it'll teach the wives a lesson about how easy it can be to get arrested and imprisoned, |
0:44.3 | and so wipe the smug look off the faces. |
0:47.3 | And it'll get us released and see my phone return safely to me, enabling us to catch the real thief. |
0:52.3 | And you've got one idea that could do all of that? |
0:55.0 | I do. But as I said, it will be easily the worst thing we've ever done. |
0:59.0 | Yeah, I need must, I suppose. |
1:01.0 | Right. Then stand aside. |
1:03.0 | Guard! |
1:05.0 | Guard! |
1:06.0 | Guard! |
1:07.0 | What's for the racket? |
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