You know that person who just cut you off on the highway, that one, that turd behind

the wheel, you know malicious YouTube commenters, but also Dolly Parton, and your ex office

mates, Petchen Chilla, what do all these beings have in common?

F and love carbs, man.

Love them, all of us.

We're just walking, breathing dumpsters of bread and fruit and starch and saccharides.

Even if you don't eat many carbs, your cells are still composed of them, and you'd be

up quite a creek in their absence.

Thanks, carbs.

Hey, hi, it's me, it's Alli Ward.

This is Alli G's.

Hi.

So in this episode, we'll talk about what a carb is, and why people are in labs studying

them, and if they wear lab coats or not, and how Harrison Ford is involved.

What kind of diet we should eat to feel less like post-holiday marshmallow, and which

diets are fads?

How much sugar is bad for you?

And why, you know what, it's not your fault that you would risk early death to lick brownie

butter from a bowl with your fingers.

And also, why does any of this even matter?

Now I want to say before we get into this episode, one thing I've gotten some tweets about

recently is a closure to the feral audio network.

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