Gloop Soup, with Kimberly Clark
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:11.5 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. |
| 0:15.0 | Jordan Morris Boy, Detective. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, hi, Jordan. How are you? I have some material for our hit segment. I read it on the internet. |
| 0:26.0 | Material, my favorite. Yes. Otherwise, we would have to do things in our lives to talk about. |
| 0:32.3 | But why do that when a listener whose name I'm going to say was 10 million tiny ducks it was something |
| 0:38.8 | like that I'm not logged in to Reddit right now was nice enough to send this by the way I'm |
| 0:44.1 | just going to go ahead I'm going to take this opportunity Jordan to bring our guest into this |
| 0:47.4 | conversation because she might have some do it she might have a point of me she's a stand-up comic |
| 0:51.1 | beloved beloved regular too you know you can with the beloved regulars you you just push them right in the pool. Now, Jordan, it's her first time at the new office and she parked in the wrong parking garage. We had to find her and she has an Android phone so she couldn't drop me a pen. No. Kimberly Clark. Hi, Kim. Hi, guys. How are you? Kim is uncomfortable anytime she's outside of Burbank, Jordan. That's just the reality. |
| 1:14.3 | Especially at night. |
| 1:11.3 | Like, that's... Kim, how are you? Hi, guys. How are you? Kim is uncomfortable anytime she's outside of Burbank, Jordan. |
| 1:12.4 | That's just the reality. |
| 1:14.4 | Especially at night. |
| 1:17.5 | Like downtown is, you know, and then you told me about the naked man. |
| 1:20.3 | So, like, I already had anxiety coming here. Yeah, so there was, Jordan, when I came into the office, there was a fully nude man, |
| 1:26.0 | uh, laying on the sidewalk |
| 1:29.3 | out front straight as a rod face down. |
| 1:33.6 | Okay. |
| 1:34.4 | Then sort of rolling on his back... |
| 1:35.9 | I was sort of like rolling back and forth a little bit. |
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