Now entering Nurdist.com.

Answertist.com.

Answering the questions you don't have.

Deep conversations in the shallow end.

Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.

Intelligent-ish.

This is caching in with T.J. Miller.

D'A-Dana, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,

and down, down, down, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Bada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, who, da, da, who, da, da, who, who, da, da, da, great. Oh, this is great.

Flying the friendly skies.

We're about to take off and I'm just looking around me as you know I like to

emasculate men by trying to help them with their bags. You know a lot of people ask me why I do this

I pick out the biggest guy on the entire plane and I pick the smallest bag I can and I just yell out

looks like you need a little help with that and that way I establish myself as the

alpha male on the airplane and if the plane goes down I have priority over

everybody I can rule you know because I you know the plane's going to go down at some point so I'm just looking around and oh I see a

giant like sort of snuffelophagus type person walking in let me it looks like he's

coming down the aisle this is definitely the biggest guy in the plane it looks like he's definitely the biggest guy in the plane.

It looks like he's wearing, looks like he's wearing a sweater vest with no shirt underneath.

Looks like he's just wearing sweater vest with his bare skin.

That's weird.

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