Hello, I'm Deborah Francesco, and this is Global Pillage, the panel shown which comedians pillage the globe for cultural oddities, norms and diversities and discover that the human race is what anthropologists call crazy weird.

I hate to break it, you're not the same as anyone here, but we can take it, just short or brown or round or you're clear, I got the feeling we are on to something here.

What do Burmese couples do instead of kiss? I mean, not with love, if it was the Macarena.

So the answer is they sniff each other's necks.

That's disgusting.

Can you imagine if you were Burmese and then someone said, you know what you should do instead?

Take your tongue and put it in their mouth. Think how disgusting they might find that.

But now I think of all of the songs that have kissed in it and I'm putting sniff there.

That's it, Diggas.

I like it.

In Germany they say don't make a murderous vault of your heart, what do they mean?

Don't put out on the first date.

Don't put out on the first date.

Sarah Pascoe, what makes you the first?

I'm not nervous, I'm a white middle-class person in the top tax bracket.

Hey, listen, I'm the oppressor.

I don't know, top tax bracket. That's a small number of people.

Oh, I've never thought of myself that way.

I'm a minority, alright.

I should get tax breaks.

You do.

In Tibet, they perform what are known as sky?

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