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With Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

Rack! Are you insane? Welcome to an old friend of mine named Carl DeLutri, and Carl was reminding my friend of the time

that I had such horrible gas in Carl's car that if Carl said to me, and because I was destroying him

on a long drive, he said, if you fart one more time in this car, I'm throwing you out of the car. I will not

let you ride in this car anymore. And it was a long ride, and I'd been farting all the way home,

and about two miles from home, naturally, I broke wind one more time. He stopped the car. He was

dead serious. He would not negotiate with me. It was the

middle of the night. It was two in the morning. It was in winter. It was freezing. He said,

you are getting out of this effing car, and I am not driving. You are getting out. You may ride home

on the outside of the car, but not inside the car. So he had like a 68 Volkswagen Beetle. And I stood on the rear

bumper and leaned forward sort of with my chest up against the rear window and hung on to those

little water drains that those skirts that run along the side and drove home the remaining two miles to my house.

An intelligent move on the outside of his car. But I just want to know how many people can say they've been gassy enough to actually be forced to ride on the outside of an automobile.

I'm not sure many adults out there really care. Thank you. No. And how would you negotiate? What did you have to negotiate? He wouldn't

negotiate with you? He wouldn't. He did the only intelligence. I had been destroying the poor

bastard so badly that at a certain point he was not ready to negotiate anywhere. He was not willing to.

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