Ladies and gentlemen, Bight, he advised in the following facts.

Lovelin is meant for an adult audience.

Loveline may contain sexually oriented content on a good night.

Listen or discretion is advised.

What did that guy say?

I don't know.

That music was ripping, though.

The phone number for Loveline is 1-800 Love, 191.

That's 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. And now here's Love Line with your host, Adam Carolla, and Dr. Drew. Hey, Love Line. Just don't say twice a row, Ben, because we got this delay. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191, Fax number 310-854-44-55. I'm Adam Carolla. Tonight filling in for Dr. Drew's Dr. John. You know Dr. John. He's filled in quite ably for Dr. Drew on many other occasions, although I can only remember two or three. Well, thank you. Welcome to the show, John. Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here.

Good. Now, Dr. John is not a medical doctor. He's not a plastic surgeon. Do you remember what I do?

You do something that you say takes an hour, but it really takes 45 minutes. There's a lot of crying,

and then there's the exchange of money.

Well, before it starts, there's a exchange of money.

Exchange of money in case they don't like the outcome.

Dr. John is a psychologist.

You're not a psychiatrist.

That's correct.

And is there something else you'd like me to tack on to your title?

No, that's good enough.

So all those calls about Peroni's disease and serotonin retake up inhibitors.

We'll save those.

We'll save those for tomorrow night.

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