Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right.

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I'm Adam Carroll.

That is Dr. Drew.

He's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialists.

And tonight, our guest is the love that the two hosts find between them.

I have been searching for.

It would be the correct journal, I think.

Yes, in vain.

And speaking of veins, tomorrow night,

John Popper from Blues Traveler will be in here,

and I will ignite the Loveline listenership one more time

by jamming with John.

On your saxophone?

No, no.

I'm going to grab another instrument from my arsenal.

What?

You understand? No. Like some people have a gun safe in their house. Yeah, right. I have a safe with nothing but instruments in it. And I hit a button, like the Batcave, and the wall turns around, and there they are. All clearly displayed, and I grab, because it's like a weapon to me. It's the way I use these instruments.

I see. And everybody who knows he knows you play instruments.

Yeah, I play a couple instruments. The thing about instruments, to be fair, is once you learn one, it becomes easier to learn others. I beg your part. You know what I'm saying? It's like a language. It's like they say with languages. If it's the clarinet, the saxophone or the guitar on the piano.

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