Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right, keep your shirt on. Love line's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. What did you do today? Full moon, a flat out full moon day. People sick in every way possible.

Spent an hour with you. It was painful.

Just a rough day.

Have you given your patience my pager talk yet about paging you unnecessarily at all hours of the day and night?

No, there's too many of them. I mean, I'd have to get that talk 800 times. How many patients do you have? It depends. It depends I can look at. I mean, over, you know, over 1,000. Over 1,000? Yeah. And that's in one aspect. And I also run a unit and stuff, so. Do those thousand people have your pager? Well, they can get it. I mean, they can get through

to it. Oh.

I could know no greater

pain than, I won't even have

a pager. I don't even answer my phone.

Oh, I'd love not to have one. Love it.

I told you, my neighbor called me

and yelled into my answering machine the other

night accusing me of not giving him my phone number just my answering service right you know

that's how little i answer the phone i was thinking about all these neighbor problems you're having

you know there's one fixed variable in all these things um Could it be? Bad neighborhood.

Must be that.

What are you saying, Drew? No, couldn't be me. Please.

You know, it just keeps happening and happening.

Please, there's a lot of nice folks around, too.

You know what I was thinking?

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