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I'm Adam Carolla.

That is Dr. Drew.

He is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

Not the love doctor, not your buddy.

Not that psychologist guy on the radio.

Just a good old MD, Dr. Drew.

Tonight, our guest is the great Dwight Yolkham. Hi, Dwight. Not a love doctor? No. A specialist? Oh, but it's not on a mic either. Good old hillbilly. Oh, I'm sorry. There you go. The mic screwed up over here. I saw the engineer stand up in a panic. Oh, really? Yeah. We have quite a cracked staff over here. Sometimes they forget to heat up the

mics before the show. There we go. And am I back yet? Yes, you are here. All right, you're

here to talk about, well, you're here to, well, you're the host, that's okay. You're here to help out.

Okay. But you're here to talk about under the covers, which I heard three times in a row today. Really? And loved. Really? Over here. Sometimes I forget to heat up the mics before the show. There we go. Am I back yet? Yes, you are here. All right, you're here to talk about... Yours is loud. Well, you're here to... You're the host. That's okay. You're here to help out. But you're here to talk about under the covers, which I heard three times in a row today. Really? And loved. Really? Yes. Three times were only the last time. Three times... No. Three times straight through. Really? Yes. I was tiling my bathroom floor. I couldn't do that at this point with that album. I couldn't listen three times straight. I thought he meant Tyler back from four.

I had a wet sock going most of the time. But, no, I put it three times in a row, straight through and loved it all three times. Well, thank you. Then I crushed it and threw it away. No. Adam, how did you get out of the CD box? CD container. It came. I got one that was already, didn't have the solophane on it. What do you have? I have difficulty getting the sulliphane off. They shipped you a, like, it's like a promo. You don't have all the, no, somebody had the, somebody had the other one. Yeah, this one, right? Stuff and credits. Oh, yeah, you got that. Yeah, where you're rolling around with this heroin addict underneath some sheets. Come on, she's a little skinny, Dwight. Yeah, but I don't think it has anything to do with any kind of substance abuse. Let me tell you about these wife models. In that case, I know this person in this moment, and she's not... Okay. All right. I didn't mean to cast aspersions upon her. Certainly, you didn't. She's quite lovely, as far as I can tell from her... Where the boot ends and her knee begins. I'm sure you didn't mean to. You almost certainly did castersions here for a moment all right i take it back

for you dway don't take it back a lesser star would not apologize too but for you yeah flattery gets you

for the man who knows no boundaries musically i was listening to this you no i'm talking about you

they're all covers drew and some of them quite frankly are songs that I hated in the first place. I'm gathering Drew hasn't heard the album. Drew doesn't even know you are, believe me. I know. Believe me, I could go... I saw Slingblade. I could dig Jimmy Hendrix up and put him here. Fortunately for all of us, that's not who I am, but... All right. Drew, relax for a second over there. You know Dwight Yolkham, right?

Yes. Okay. Oh, boy. Here's the situation. Let me compliment the album for just one second, please. Okay. Some of the songs were not songs. I knew of probably, if there's 12 of them on there, I probably knew 10 of them.

And some of them, like that Sonny Bono song, you hated.

Don't go.

This is the worst song I've ever heard my life.

Yeah.

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