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G.I.O. Get It On

GLL Episode 483

G.I.O. Get It On

Superfan Giovanni

It, Ace, Acs, Giovanni, Digital, Adamcarolla, Aceman, Carolla, Gio, On, Ship, Drew, Superfan, Acp, Comedy, Digi, Fan, Broadcasting, Get, Pirate, Loveline, Mtv, Dr, Adam, Klsx

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 1997

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

CLL #483 (feat. Bobcat Goldthwait) 08/05/1997 – Tuesday Night Show Source – XJosh VHS Archive (2025)

This episode is 99.9% complete with a major Audio upgrade, Bobcat Goldthwait is returning to the show and the first half of the episode has now been almost completely restored after having been missing for the past 27 years.

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0:00.0

Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

0:10.1

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

0:17.0

I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right. Keep your shirt on. Love line's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. By the way, it's a very uninteraining can wearing it. Well, let's, you know, let's work that out at the first break.

0:37.8

All right.

0:38.1

Let me... Let me just reset. I'm talking in the wrong end of my mic. That would be one problem. I'm a nightclub comedian. You know, in fact, Mike, if you could run some blunders while I'm trying to make a point, that would be good. Drop some trays. That would be really helpful. All right. So, of course, Bobcat Galthwaite is here, as you all know.

0:55.6

We may

0:56.0

play Guess Bobcats Age.

0:58.3

Yeah, all right. That's always exciting.

1:01.6

Well, I think it would be fun to you to do that, too.

1:03.8

Age and weight and anything on the top shelf?

1:06.0

Bob, you look...

1:07.0

Never been fit. I've never been this fit in my life.

1:09.5

You vaporized. I'm not that funny anymore i lost

1:11.8

about uh 40 pounds of funny did i not say that what what what we're talking about that

1:18.9

you used your your weight sometimes in your humor well i didn't use my humor but i really don't

1:24.1

i'm like i don't know man i just woke up i took a i took a 40 dump one day, and apparently that was all the jokes. No, he didn't do. He didn't do a bunch of fat guy. He was not Louis Anderson. He pulled your shirt up. Well, yeah, well, you know, whatever. I don't know. I was just, uh, you know, I was just trying to impress the hotties. That's what I was doing there, Drew. True, he pulled his shirt up because he thought he looked good, you idiot.

1:46.2

I thought I was cut, man.

1:47.5

I get the six-pack going. Right. He more cultivated the beer bong than the six-pack. You know, you're looking Farley, you know, and, you know, I go to the direct opposite. You know, fatten and then I, oh, but here's my point.

2:00.5

I go up to that Montreal Comedy Festival.

2:03.1

Maybe a couple of people, hey, you look good. Everybody else's. He's on junk. Oh, yeah. He's got the age. All right. You know, this industry is so supportive. They don't like anyone thinner or funnier than they are. People are great. People love change. And now you're, you're spelt and funny, Bob.

2:20.2

Yeah, well, we got two hours to prove that.

2:23.4

Or not.

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