Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right, keep your shirt on. Love line's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. What? Well, I noticed the difference. Normally when guys fill in for you, I don't notice the difference. Could it be some feelings that are being evoked? No. No, I think it's totally professional. Okay. But I mean, you know, I noticed that there was something different time. You looked at me before the mics turned on. Yes. We had eye contact. And I thought, boy, something strange here. You actually looked at me in the 20 minutes we sat there kind of staring at the email screen. Yes, I tried to. I usually try to avoid contact. Yeah, yeah, no. But then you walked outside and said anything to myself. I felt better. All right. How was the vacation? Very nice. I really did need it. Thank you for filling in. for everybody who filled in for me and thank you for letting me go. I needed it. What'd you do?

He did Disneyland?

Yeah. Very nice. I really did need it. Thank you for filling in, for everybody filled in for me for letting me go. I needed it.

What'd you do? You did Disneyland? Yeah. And? God bless them. They just really took very nice care of us. A lot of Lovelin fans over Disneyland. Oh, great. Even some of the characters. Did the kids vomit? I know it's hot.

Yes, there was one of a hot, hot like you can't believe in three, four-year-olds with their heads exploding.

I mean, think about that. Yeah. From the morning to 11 at night. They don't know to take in liquids, do they? No, you've got to force that. Yeah, I remember when I was a kid, taking in liquid was a bad thing. Like when it was really hot, they thought you would cramp up.

Oh, that was in football, the old days.

Yeah, they just ran us down.

Yeah, dehydrated football player.

Oh, it was great.

Here's a bunch of nine-year-olds.

Put them in equipment, send them out to the San Fernando Valley,

and him do multiple laps and wind sprints.

But don't give them any water because they'll cramp up.

Right. Oh, all those coaches should burn in hell. All right, let's do a little quick piece of email before we get going with the show tonight, all right? You got some over there, Drew? I see you moved as far away from you as you could. I thought they were just if you tossed down. Oh, yeah, I do. That's your stuff. Number one, this is from Stephen.

You guys suck, and Adam is the Antichrist.

Okay.

Number two, I'm a confused teenager.

This comes from Kate, who needs some help.

I've been asked to masturbate by my boyfriend, or, as we all know it, a hand job.

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