Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right.

Keep your shirt on.

Loveline's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. Yes, it is Loveline. Phone number 1-800 L-O-V-E-191. Fax number 310-854-44-55. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. He's a board-certified position, Dix for management, and business. Nobody tonight, just the love that will be found between the two hosts. I'd say the host and hostess. A big important. Kristen Johnson from Third Rock from the Sun will be in next week. Yeah. True's going to miss that. Also, the Motley Crew Crew, and Rick O'Kasick, you remember from the cars. And I'll be going all week. Yes, yes. Yeah. All right. It's a very sad day in the Corolla family. Oh, yeah. Grandpa.

Well, it's not really Grandpa Carola.

Step Grandpa.

Yeah, I, listen, all you dysfunctional wannabes out there, let me tell you, the Carolas, if we're pioneering this whole dysfunctional family thing years ago.

Before it's popular.

Oh, yeah.

Everybody's on the bandwagon now.

Step this, half this, fake that, you know, alcoholic abuse of this and that.

Ah, not the corolla.

We're trendsetters, pioneers.

What did this limb, if you will, do?

Well, all you dysfunctional wannabes out there,

let me tell you, the corollas have, uh, were pioneering this whole dysfunctional family thing years ago. Before it's popular. Oh, yeah. Everybody's on the bandwagon now. Step this, uh, half this,

fake that, uh, you know know alcoholic abuse of this and that

ah not the corolla's we're uh we're trendsetters pioneers what did this limb if you will do well

here is uh all right so my grandfather died this morning at uh about 2 30 a mm. Oh, in the morning? Yeah. I got a, uh, old people dying as like earthquakes. Yeah, always happens to early. No one dies at four in the afternoon. No, no, no, that's right. When everyone's up and dressed. I'm here to tell you. Drew, are you here to tell me? Yeah, oh yeah. Can you testify, brother? Yes, sir. I don't know what that is. Earthquakes... There's actually theories about the way the hormonal cycling, diurnal cycling goes, that increases the risk of clot forming in the heart and things like that. Between 2 and 4 a.m. is sort of a difficult time. Low flow states. All right, so earthquakes hit when you're naked, and relatives die when you're naked and in bed.

So I who normally don't have my ringer turned on, as a matter of fact, I have my phone turned off so much that my A-hole neighbor called me, left a message a couple of weeks ago.

And he was P-Oed and insulted and said i would appreciate your

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