Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

You're going to write you to you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right. Keep your shirt on. Love Lovine's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline for Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. Drew always fires up with a yawn right before the show starts. Like, you know, Black Belt's key eye before they break a brick with their forehead? That's right. This guy threw yawns before the show begins. Good thing. I've got some time off coming up because you and I have been spending much, too much time together. It's finally happening. Here's the problem. John Leggizamo is here. Quiet down for a second, John. I've got to yell at true.

Drew is mad at me because I yelled at Drew right before the show began because Drew,

here's what Drew's thing is. He claims that he has no time. He is press for time because he's a TV star.

He's a national radio star. King of all media. He has a full-time doctoral practice where he sees elderly

folks and puts his thumb, God knows where, all day. And then when he's not doing that, he's either

corraling his triplets or his wife or trying to get some snuggle time with the nanny or lecturing

or working on a book. He's the world's busiest man. And the problem with Drew is he doesn't know the word no. And he gets himself painted into a corner. So then he says to me, Adam, we have to meet Friday. When are we going to meet? And we agreed a place to meet. And he keeps yelling, I'm the world's busiest man. I'm the world's the world's busiest man and so i yell at him listen we're meeting the first place you said that's it am i right dro i'm trying to make your life easier no i was thinking out loud and i thought i'd get a compassionate ear to help me solve my time constraint problems and instead i got a bunch of grief back now i know why you don't get along my wife along my wife. You guys respond to me in precisely the same way. You guys are becoming like the odd couple. No, I look. I reach out for a little bit of help help me solve this problem. Listen, don't bother me. I'll meet you at one of club. I'm reading John's bio for Christ's sake. He's preparing for the show. He's a great host. And you share someone. You're yawning. You make me feel really unwelcome.

This, I'm sorry, but this great host, it reveals something to us.

That's my turn to yawn back.

In a way, you won't be so quite enthusiastic. Been here with this young man over here revealed to us last night. I've been working with this guy for about a year and a half. happened last night and crack me if I'm wrong but some information came for it that was mind-blowing

some ugly information i just i just unbelievable if you should be privy to this wait a minute i was

walking through the hospital today and I started laughing. And people are, what are you laughing about? And I thought, first of all, what am I laughing about? And then I can't tell anybody I'm laughing about. I'm appropriate emotional response. Yeah. Go ahead. Tell them what I'm laughing about

I spoke of an enema story last night

That's all little high school

Hyjinks involving a jacuzzi jet and a six pack

And all of a sudden Drew has

He's labeled me as a sicko

Yeah

Okay You know it's funny you should bring that up because yesterday for my birthday I was watching some scatological tape he's labeled me as a sicko. Yeah. Okay.

You know, it's funny you should bring that up because yesterday for my birthday I was watching some scatological tapes. I shouldn't be mentioned this on the other day. No, go ahead. For your birthday? Pretty much like when you were talking about, you know, little water, little... Yeah, people doing weird stuff to people. Evacuation happening, yeah. Right. I'm going to evacuate on this mule while John sits home and masturbates.

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