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From the lovely Kentwood office furniture. You know, I was just over at Staples office supply today, and I was walking around,

and I was perusing the chair section, and I was eyeballing what they had for the 200, 250 range.

Didn't come close to the ones she sent over here.

I was looking at those going, geez, these things got to be 15 grand.

She sent her from Etaska, Illinois.

Anyway, she sent me a great article on drug use and stuff from her local papers.

What a woman.

All right, the point is, see what you get.

See what the squeaky wheel gets.

If we left it up to those A-holes at Westwood, too, we'd be sitting on apple crates right now.

Instead of our beautiful lush leather thrones that we're both in.

And the only thing that hurts me over this whole thing is that other Westwood two employees

actually get to sit on the chairs that we fought so hard to get. As a matter of fact, I'm sure Tom

Likis and Casey Kasem have sent thank you notes off to the brass at Westwood, too, thanking them for the new chairs and equipment in the studio, and I'm sure they've never set them straight on it.

I really would like to do, I'd like to, I've got to spread some of my own fecal matter on this chair or something.

Wait a second. Tom stands.

Tom stands up. And Casey has his own chair. Casey has his own chair? Yeah. They move a chair in there for him. Really? Yeah. My chair's not good enough for Casey Kasem? No, your chair's off limits. Oh, it is? Yeah. All right. All right, Mike. I'm trusting you, buddy.

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