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I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

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is tom arnold

all right true uh you want to get down to business i have a little email here that's fine

i'm surprised you're here i thought you did take off to hawaii with don

i don't think i would have come back if i went to Hawaii with Don. I just would have been this little house bitch.

Yeah.

Running around in a thong back, perpetually tan.

The only part of the relationship I'd have to keep up is an hours worth of physical fitness and plucking the eyebrows.

And some pruning.

With a thong back, you're going to do more and pluck eyebrows.

Yeah, it's about time I got down there.

It's been a while.

It has been a while.

Listen.

Where's your friend Ray anyway?

Where's Ray?

Listen, there's nothing wrong with a little, listen.

It is a myth that men do not do pruning downstairs as well as women. As we all know, for women it's a must, and for men it's a bit of an option. But for me, it really crosses the line in the must category. I'm a lot of man. I'm not ashamed to talk about it.

Then here's some email that'll back me up. This is from Marie.

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