GLL Episode 445
G.I.O. Get It On
Superfan Giovanni
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 1997
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
This episode is 100% complete with a medium audio upgrade, Adam opens the show discussing the lack of talent of Don Ho, the guest scheduled for CLL #446, that show is still missing from the archive sadly but Don did indeed show up that Sunday. Adam has a strange reveal/joke about a Sonny Bono concert, a rare telling of the Weas ‘Pie Story’ and Adam and Drew have a great back and forth with caller Liz before trying to get callers to drop the “I have a question for Dr. Drew” preamble. Adam jokes that people are getting their “cassettes poised” to record
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women? |
| 0:10.1 | I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous. |
| 0:17.0 | You're going to write you to you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. right, all right, keep your shirt on. Loveline's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline for Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. What about Don Ho? Talk about it, I think. Oh, okay. Don Ho, everybody uh sunday night oh people are uh getting the cassettes |
| 0:41.5 | uh poised i can tell don ho is uh there's no way don ho can hear me uh can he producer ann we don't |
| 0:48.9 | we don't via the internet i suppose goes as far as the islands all right don ho is an anomaly |
| 0:54.1 | uh don ho is uh, as a talentless, |
| 0:59.2 | at least, at least I have discerned this. He can speak Hawaiian. |
| 1:04.6 | Let me tell you what speaking Hawaiian is. It's speaking English, stoned off your ass. That's what's speaking Hawaiian with a fat lip. |
| 1:11.9 | That's what speaking Hawaiian. |
| 1:13.8 | He is a Hawaiian guy who is just probably owns five islands by now. |
| 1:20.0 | He has been a fixture for many years. |
| 1:22.6 | He is what Wayne Newton is to Vegas. |
| 1:25.4 | Maybe even more so. |
| 1:27.4 | Somehow he galvanized that in the 70s. Remember, he'd always show up on some sitcom or some... Well, he had his own show. He had his own, like, Don Ho beach party. He'd go out there and interview... He always had a fantasy island or love boat or something. Right, and he was just Don Ho. And here's what I'm thinking. I need to claim an island. |
| 1:46.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:48.2 | Or... |
| 1:48.3 | I'm in Boobville. |
| 1:49.6 | A boobville, yeah. |
| 1:51.3 | Stick to one thing. |
| 1:52.2 | Why'd you be moving to Hawaii? |
| 1:53.8 | No, no, but see, Don Ho is already... |
| 1:55.7 | Don't know what I'm saying? |
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