Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women?

I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

You're going to write you to you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right, keep your shirt on.

Love Leline's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline for Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. David, did you see that? I know that you guys are never going to talk to me. All right, but let me tell you the shot you gave him, Brittany.

Please, David, don't put in.

You gave David the... I know that you guys are never going to talk to me. But let me tell you the shot you gave him, Brittany.

Please, David, don't butt in.

You gave David the fraternity guys in the van hunk in the horn shot.

Give him the nice celebrity shot that he deserves.

Oh, there's a hole in there.

Dear Liza, there's a hole in Brittany's bucket.

I'm glad that the handshake is gone, and this is a good greeting. There's the coolly flash. Next time I walk into a room, I'm just going to turn around. Just turn around and show my butt. All right, let me set things up. My headphones sound as if they fell off the Sony truck, spent a couple of weeks in a mire by the side of the road. Oh, this is horrible. I didn't have them plugged in, did it? No, I did. Engineer Mike, I got trouble. It sounds like someone took two pie tins and put yarn through them. You sound fine, though. You're doing fine. I always sound good, Drew. Yeah. No, you sound okay.

All right, let me just take care of a little business here. The show's love line, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Fax number 310-8-5-4. The chances are one and three that you'll get through. 55. I'm Adam Carroll. That is Dr. Drew.

Tonight, our guest is the beautiful Britney Powell and the always funny David Spade. Brittany, of course, you know from Pacific Palisades, Erin Spelling's new project and her new project. Thank you, Engineer Mike. Also, she has something coming up called Johns, where she plays a hooker. There's a stretch. L.A. Johns. L.A. Johns. L.A. Johns. John's just sounds like it's I'm so sorry. No, that's all right. You play a hooker. That's fine. That comes out Tuesday, June 17th. And David, you know, from Saturday Night Live, Tommy Boy, Spade in America, which was a very funny bit he used to do on Saturday Night Live. The Larry Sanders Show, Just Shoot Me,

which is a series that ran, uh, how long ago did that, did that run? September 67. Right. And they're bringing it back. Right. No, Ed Gwynn was in that in Dick Sean, I believe. Fred Gwynn. It was, uh, and Ed Wynn. Can you hear me? Shut up, Drew, go ahead.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you fine.

Okay.

How's your level?

You want to turn... Sean, I believe. Fred Gwynne. It was... Can you hear me? Shut up, Drew.

Go ahead.

Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you fine. Okay. How's your level? You want to turn your knob up there. That's not it, Adam. That's Brittany. Oh, there I am. Hey, buddy. So, Drew just looks at me like, who books the show? He's excited to hear me and Rugrats the movie.

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