GLL Episode 370
G.I.O. Get It On
Superfan Giovanni
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 1997
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
This episode has a major audio upgrade and is 100% complete, Adam opens the show talking of listener emails, pledging to bring a negative one in on Sunday. Adam shares his theory on goofy dudes being well endowed. Adam says his buddy Zeb has a huge penis and guesses that Carrot Top is hung like a black Rhino.
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| 0:00.0 | H. |
| 0:01.3 | One, |
| 0:01.7 | two. |
| 0:03.6 | Three, four, |
| 0:04.7 | Hey! Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women? I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous. I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right, keep your shirt on. |
| 0:22.3 | Lovelin's meant for an adult audience. |
| 0:24.5 | Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. All right. The man is right. Phone number 1-800 L-O-V-E-191. Fax number 310-854-455. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. He is a board-certified physician and the addiction medicine specialist. |
| 0:50.3 | How's email? How's email? We got email here. Jeez, I don't know what's wrong with me, but there's one good one telling me what a, just |
| 0:56.3 | an idiot I was and how irresponsible I was with my commentary and how, you know, I'm sure many |
| 1:03.3 | a teenager has killed themselves over my poor advice and ridicule and how I have blood on my hands. |
| 1:10.2 | And I don't know where the |
| 1:11.9 | hell it is. I thought I had it in this pile and I'll bring it in on Sunday. |
| 1:16.6 | And then he went some concert tickets at the end. |
| 1:20.0 | You want to be a co-captain of the Boobville lacrosse team. |
| 1:24.7 | All right, no, seriously. |
| 1:26.6 | I thought about it for about 10 seconds and then |
| 1:28.7 | i said no screw that all right uh some email drew you have a soccer related email i'd like you to |
| 1:34.6 | look at as well this is from uh daniel um i'm writing you to lend support to your theory about geeks |
| 1:42.1 | having a giant schwances. |
| 1:45.3 | I only said this once. It's a theory of mine, but it's not one I talk about too often. |
| 1:50.0 | I came up with this many years ago. |
| 1:52.2 | And then Andy Dick absolutely sealed it. |
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