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Two. Three, four, hey. Welcome. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Would you sleep with sick women? I may be pregnant, but I am still a man. Spank the unruly ones. It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous. You're going to write you that you can't stand up. Come on, come on, let's go down. All right, all right. Keep your shirt on. Love line's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. All right. Hey, are we on? Yep. Tonight, our guest's pavement. And, of course, as always, Dr. Drew and myself, Adam Carolla.

Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialists.

Whenever we have guests, like last night with the squirrel nut zippers, they're always impressed by the doctor.

Oh, really? Yeah, because when you're listening, well, they were fairly educated. night with the squirrel nut zippers they're always impressed by the doctor oh really yeah

because when you're listening well they were a fairly educated group except for

Chris and I think I set the all-time shut the mic off record with Chris at least

eight times boy was out of control but that's all right nice enough guy certainly

had a good sense of humor about it, and I guess you have to.

Here's the situation.

When you listen on the radio, you hear Drew spooing forth all this knowledge.

You assume that he's probably looking down some chart, looking at some reference sheet, something like that. And when you're here in person, you're more impressed because you're seeing him do this stuff. Without the net. Yes, his sleeves are rolled up. There's no net. There's no smoke. There's no mirrors. It's just Drew in that brain of his. All right. Phone number, 1-800 L-O-V-E-191. Fax number 310-854-44-55. Pavement's going to be in here in a couple of minutes. We're going to take some calls. First, I want to talk about something. As you know, the ongoing saga that is my house. I could tell you've got that on your mind. What's the deal? We have not mentioned it. We have not discussed it yet tonight, but I knew you were upset about it. Really? All right. Well, here's the situation. I bought a house up in the hills. The house is 74 years old. And I used to be a contractor in my other life. And I bought, I got a good deal on it. I bought it with the intent of fixing it up, but I didn't realize how involved it was. Well, the whole house is torn apart, so on and so forth. Now, here's the situation. I got myself one of these knack boxes. What's that? Nack box is something you'll see in the back of a lot of trucks and stuff. Now they have the truck mounted box. That's for the truck. And they have these big square job boxes. Right. It's five feet long. It's three feet deep and three feet wide. And it takes a couple of padlocks and you put all your tools in there because there's no way of securing my house. The other tools I have down in the basement with a lock on it.

Uh-oh.

Anyway, came in Sunday and noticed I had about $800 worth of tools missing.

Oh, you didn't mention that.

Well, I was waiting to see, this was Sunday.

I thought maybe somebody borrowed it to do a weekend job or something. No such luck.

So this is number one. Number two, as I'm leaving the job site today, one of the $7 an hour guys comes up to me.

A white guy, coincidentally, he's suing you.

He says, no, he says, my back hurts. I'ming you he goes uh hey man uh uh somebody uh somebody uh took a dump in the tub

upstairs oh for christ's i said come on i said are you serious goes, yeah, they threw a sweater over it.

I said, uh, and naturally, uh, I said, no, wait a minute.

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