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Now, here's LeBahn.

In this corner, Adam Carolla.

And in this corner, Dr. Drew.

All right, slight correction at the top.

Dr. Drew is not in that corner.

That is Dr. Bruce.

Dr. Drew is in his own corner of his own home doing God knows what, or perhaps he's off somewhere.

Usually this time of years when he makes his pilgrimage to Mexico to round up more help for the kids.

But Dr. Bruce, say hi, so people don't think I'm lying.

Oh, hi.

For Christ's sake.

I'm telling him to give you a hard time tonight.

He's abusive to me before the show story, so I'm just trying to you.

I saw a car accident on the side of the road, and I should have stopped, but I didn't want to be late. I appreciate that. No, just I thought Drew was coming in tonight. And he gives me his dirty look. I swear to God. Wasn't it? Tell him, be honest. All right. When you walked in, I was a little surprised to see you.

I thought I had read on the Loveline schedule that Dr. Drew was Tell them. Be honest. All right. When you walked in, I was a little surprised to see you.

I thought I had read on the Loveline schedule that Dr. Drew was in tonight. When I saw you, I was taking a back. Oh, my inner child has hurt. All right. My inner child just soiled himself. You're an air child flit me off. We're fine. All right. We're done with the schick? Can we move forward to the show?

Sure.

1-800 L-O-V-E-191.

The phone number 310-854-445 is the fax number. The suicide machines are the guest tonight. I like that because I'm a big fan of the Kovorkian. And I'm guessing the name of the band is sort of an homage to the great Dr. Kovorkian, the great pioneer Dr. Kovorkia. And they're from Michigan, so. Yeah, so that makes sense. Yeah, where Kovorkians from. And you a fan of Kovorkans work, Bruce? Not really. Right. Okay. But I am board certified. You didn't tell them. Oh, that's right. Give your qualifications real fast so everyone knows you belong. I am board certified in emergency medicine, internal medicine. Right. And addiction medicine. Right. Basically, same thing Drew is. Yeah, but not a psychiatrist, so. Yeah, Drew isn't either. No. He just plays one on TV. And I can say that now with all confidence. I know. I've got to review your show. You want me to do it? Yeah, go ahead. No, no, no. I'm not real. I'm just kidding. It's excellent, actually. I think it's very good. Right. Ten minutes ago, you're telling me everything that was wrong with it, you jerk off. No, that was constructive criticism. criticism all right well let me just talk about the tv show for a second because because believe me, I'm being a deluge with comments and, oh, everyone has their own take.

Tell me how you feel about it.

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