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Now, here's love on. In this corner, Adam Carolla. And in this corner, Dr. Drew. He's off of this war. He never bothered a 10, because in Rambo 2, he goes, uh, do we win this time? And I said, what, the soccer championships? You're going to take the ladies all the way? And then I talked about his porn film, which is a lot funnier than anything I will ever do.

I never saw that oh it's good it really holds up really yeah he's folks i can't believe you don't have it you don't have it yeah no let me tell you something i do not go for the novelty for porn i'm a porn purist yeah that'd probably bum you out i was it Yeah, it would be too much of a distraction because I have to picture myself in wherever the guy is. And I can do it with an anonymous face, but the swap out with sly would be a stretch even for my imagination. He's not as cut as he is, you know, in this. He's kind of doughy. Right. And he doesn't have a dietitian. And then he does his wiggly dance, completely naked. But do they show his prong and everything? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, I'll have to rent that. All right, little business, and then we'll get to Bob and we'll get to the phones. Tomorrow night, comedian Robert Schimmel is in. Bob, I'm sure you know his work. Yeah, I'm familiar with him. Very funny man. Funny guy? And

he'll be in tomorrow night. Also, then

Thursday night will be the Wild Colonials. And then next week, we have

corn, Fiona Apple, Mike Judge, and

garbage. Big week.

Very big couple weeks. Thanks for sparing us

the corn chant. Oh, no, no, no, no, please.

I have to, please. I have to tell the story. He thinks this is funny. I don't think it's funny. It's just amusing. When I was in Minneapolis for the fabulous Edge Fest out there some months back, I had to do about 30 on-stage appearances to bring out bands. And there were about 30,000 people out there. And Bob,

I know you've been on stage many times, and I know you've opened for many a band.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you've opened for like Nirvana and all the cool ones, right?

Yeah, you know, and can I just say, the kids love me. Yeah. It's a tough crowd when there's 30,000 them, and they're loaded,

and you're up there dodging Birkenstocks and Yeagermeister bottles. I wish. How about an M-80? I got an M-80 on the side of the head. Really? I got a hit in the head once with a Walkman and a Bible. But keep going. Let me hear your corn story. So I'm up there on stage and and I'm out there for like my fifth time, and the crowd is initially... They're excited to see it, but no longer is it a big thrill. Right. The first two times, it's Adam Crowe from Loveline, and that's worth a clap. But by the fifth time, it's just a guy with the nappy hair and the big teeth, and we're seeing him again.'s not the band? Right. And so I'm out there. And the band, the crowd is yelling for corn. They love corn. The whole festival crowd is going nuts for corn. And Iggy Pop is playing this thing and No Doubt is playing this thing and Everclear is playing this thing. But they're all going nuts for corn. Corn's not coming out for about two hours, and the crowd just starts yelling corn.

So I'm on the PA system, which is just mammoth amplifiers behind me, and I just yell, Cone! Oh! Corn.

And the crowd yells.

Corn.

And then I go,

Cone.

We got it.

This went back and forth about 15 times. And meanwhile, corn is in their, you know, doing drugs in their trailer going, we're not going on for another two hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the crowd is whipped into a frenzy, and then I bring on like Hermann's Hermits or something and run off the stage. But huge band this is corn. Yeah't you can't do that not unless you know the band

is in the gate right unless you know that they're ready to go i would talk right up until i'd actually

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