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Now, here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

All right, well, that's a lie because it isn't Dr. Drew. It's Dr. Bruce, who's coming in here tonight. And we'd be here tomorrow night, too, Dr. Bruce? I don't think so. Who do we have, Dr. Marcel? Dr. John. Oh, Dr. John. The hockey? No. Wait. I don't think you've experienced. Oh, do I not know Dr. John? Anne has this look of sheer terror on her face and she goes, I don't think you've experienced Dr. John. Do you know Dr. John, Bruce? No, maybe he's a psychiatrist. He's not that fat piano playing Dr. John, is he? No. He's a great guy. He is? Yeah. He's not going to give me a hard time? He is. He's a great guy. Okay. I smell trouble. I feel a rectal exam coming on. Well, Bruce, we'll make the most of our last night together. Just you and me. Yeah. That's great. This thing here is called a microphone. Feel free to talk into that. Go ahead and put your damn headphones on, too. Jeez, it's like you want to take your shoes off? It's going to be a long night, I could tell. I wish your dad were here. I felt much safer with him here. Well, I... We had a good time with Pops last but I, I got to tell you, Dr. Bruce is sitting here.

The mic is turned around 180 degrees. His headphones are around his neck. His feet are up on,

on the desk, and he's just chatting away.

Well, this is high tech, you know, I know this mic works.

All right. Well, Drew usually punches it, usually three or four times before now, but

see if you can restrain yourself.

So Dr. Drew is in Cabo San, Mexico, something, and he's having a good time.

And we're here busting our heinous, but that's fine.

Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Fax number 310-854-44-55, and it's to the phones we go.

Eddie, 24.

Yes, good evening, guys.

Good evening.

Yes, the problem here is that my significant others that I'm living with doesn't know that at my job, I'm a housekeeper for a very wealthy couple.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

And the man of the house, I believe he's bisexual because he's married and is having an affair with me at the same time.

Mm-hmm.

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