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Now, here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

Well, that's a lie.

Dr. Drew is in Mexico as we speak. I'm not sure what he's doing over there. I'm not sure if he's vacationing or just picking up some more undocumented help to look after the triplets. But either way, he's there. I'm sure he's having a good time. Probably wearing nothing but a sombrero and a smile at this point.

And we were due, and you guys know how the show works by now.

I stay here and bust my ass.

Drew goes out on vacation every third week, and we have doctors come in,

friends of his, colleagues oftentimes, and they come in and they sit in

for Dr. Drew. Tonight we had Dr. Bruce scheduled to come out. Dr. Bruce is a nice guy. You've all heard

him before. He was in here a month and a half ago when Drew was on his 18th vacation of the year.

Dr. Bruce called the lovely producer Anne tonight and told her that his wife was in labor

and that he could not make it.

The sad part is he was really disappointed about the whole thing, according to producer Anne,

which speaks volumes about Dr. Bruce and where his head's at.

Sure, we'd also like to be here helping, you know, all of our listeners.

Yeah. Okay. That's the young and now. So Dr. Bruce should be in tomorrow night, but we don't know because his wife started labor about three weeks premature.

So hopefully everything's okay. Hopefully the kid's

all right. Hopefully Bruce is okay. And hopefully we'll see him tomorrow night. But if not,

well, we don't have him. We have my dad tomorrow night, who's kind of a doctor, and he deals with

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