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Now, here's Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

Yes, we are.

He is Dr. Drew.

He's a board certified physician addiction medicine specialist.

I'm Adam Carolla.

I have no specific training. A couple of

units at Valley College. Do you want to go to junior college? No. My wife insists that

that's what all you're ranting and raving about junior college is that secret that you want to go.

No, you know what? I've went off and on for years and never really got anything out of it.

So you don't want to go? No, I can't be, I, I need supervision. You know what I mean? Like I could attend college. With a valet. With a valet. I need someone to fall me along, push me into class, sit down, prime eyelids open, force me to let, you know, put like a tin horn to my ear, forced me to absorb knowledge,

then drag me home,

sit me down at desk, turn off the television, force me to study. I spend the whole day at the snack shack eating granola bars and, you know, cruise an 18-year-old co-eds. Nice. The perfect student. But the beauty is, is I would always borrow like 250 bucks for my folks to buy books on the first day.

And then never crack one, and then somehow never even sell them back to the bookstore. So it was always just a total bus. Let me give the phone numbers out here. Don't let my sons grow up to be like... I'm street smart. Besides, with TV and cable the way it is today, Drew, I get all the education I need from the remote. There you go. 1-800-L-O-V-E-191-8-105-6-8-3-3191. The fax number 3108-4-44-55. Tonight, as promised, we will be doing the lat test, the lesbian-aptitude test. test. I got some of the data in from my minions.

Yes, your statistical think tank.

My statistical think tank, which happens to be in my bathrobe.

They all fit into my robe, coincidentally enough, in my apartment.

But we have the data back, and I've computed the data, and I've computed the data and I've come up with

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