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The phone with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

Yes, it is.

Hi, Mahalo.

It's Thursday.

Let me give the phone number out.

1-800, L-O-V-E-191.

I'm going to translate that. 1-800-568-3191. The fax number 310-854-44-55. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew. He's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Thank you. Good night. And you're still sick. Still a little bit, but I'm, you know what? I kicked it out. I exercised it.

I felt, you know, I really felt myself yesterday. I, like, started to heat up and started to sweat, and I felt it. It's called a fever. Is that what that is? Yeah, that's a fever. And so when you get sick. And when you get sick, the thing you do is not exert yourself. It's rest. I can't help it. Yeah.

It's all that coffee and cold medication has me beaked up.

How'd you sleep last night? Oh, horribly. You bounced off the walls again. I slept for three hours. I had to get up at 515. Right, right, right. Oh, just hell. Right. Hold on. Let me say it again. Hell. I hate that. Nice. But it's Thursday. This is it. We got the guys from Filter coming in here in a few minutes.

We're going to have a great show, and then I'm going to go home and just be me.

But first, I want to talk to you a second about Kavorkian.

Because this guy's back in the news.

Yeah, but unfortunately, I did not read the headline this morning. The only time I saw that there have been some adjudication about assisted suicide. Right. You need to know that basically we do that anyway in sort of an unofficial way. Right. You put the pillow over a couple old folks' heads. No, no. But you give people enough pain medication to keep them comfortable, and you don't pay attention to the consequences. You accept the consequence. One of the consequences could be death, and somebody's already terrible. Meaning they're banging on the nurse wringer and she's just smoking a cigarette. No, no, no, no. If they bang on the nurse wringer, they administer pain medicine if they want, if that's what it takes to make them more comfortable.

The fact is, though, if we're able to really do sort of some kind of ethically judged to be assisted suicide, we can really study it and make death a comfortable, dignified process, right?

And something we kind of, you know, don't even talk about.

I just came up with this. I know it sounds morbid, but here's what we do. All right. We time them in some event. Like if you can't cover, let's say, a quarter mile and, you know, under 20 minutes, you're out. Okay, Adolf. Right. Yes, and we only keep the blondes. Right, right, right. right yeah it'll be like kind of a logan's

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