Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

Jimmy, this is Vince Vaughn.

He he he he. Oh, hi, Vince. How you doing?

Jimmy, hi, Matt is hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

Why? Why? What's up?

I just learned that they're teaching critical race theory to our children.

Now it's cool. I'm not having it, Jimmy. I'm not having it.

All right, Vince. What do you think critical race there is?

It's a theory that criticizes the race of white people. It's right there in the name.

It's a no, no, it's it's a decades old legal theory about how complex systems in this country

still sustain Rachel and justice and it is studied in law schools, not taught in

at elementary schools. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not what I heard.

Yes, I know people are conflating critical race theory with schools simply

teaching a balanced American history, which acknowledges our race is past.

Right. Oh, okay. Yeah. Of course white people are bad. Bad people are white.

We're just the worst people who ever think that's racist too. You know what?

That's reverse racism. That's just as bad as the normal racism.

No, that's not what's being taught though, I think, Vince.

I think that they're teaching that there has been systemic racism in the country

since it's founding, right? Against black people. Yes. And indigenous people and many others.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've heard of slavery, but the Irish were slaves too.

You'll read about that in books written by liberal fucking college professors.

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