Hey, I'm Joel Stein. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a pocket watch.

It's moving from side to side. You're getting very sleepy.

Great. Now that I've hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism.

Like so much. You're going to listen to a podcast where the host interviews a writer about their long-form story every week.

I'm that host.

Listen to the story of the week on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, Sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine. You know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Where were you in 92 bouncing your butt to Sir Mixla?

Wondering if you like Billy Ray Cyrus could pull off a moment, now I had as a podcast all about it.

I'm Jason Longfied and on my new show Where Were You in 92, we take a ride through the major hits, one hit wonders and shocking scandals that shaped the wildest 12 months in music history.

You know, the president came after me, everybody, time, Warner, with madness.

Music was magic and I had completely burned that to the ground.

I realized I'm the forbidden fruit.

So listen and follow Where Were You in 92 on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

Oh boy, it's 9-11, but a day after, it's 9-12.

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