Glendale's Got Talent!

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You know we like having fun, but did you know we also like making STARS 🤩? Office Hours Live is proud to present Glendale's Got Talent, a showcase of talent and feats with broken juggler Michael Rayner, Venezuelan/Appalachian music duo Larry & Joe, comedian Lizzy Cooperman with a hidden talent, magician Simone Turkington and DJ Douggpound in the mix. Master of Ceremonies JP Inc. oversaw the proceedings, and was also kind enough to offer all our contestants a massage from our masseur Tai in the JP Inc. Massage and Relaxation Lounge. Our resident judges Doug and Vic handed out numbers throughout. TBH this episode must be SEEN to be believed so watch it now at youtube.com/officehourslive. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with another tune from Larry & Joe, a sampling of YOUR talents on zoom, our man on the street in NYC, Tim Heidecker checking in, get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Go see Larry & Joe on tour! Find more info at larryandjoe.com. Enjoy the Massage & Spa album presented by JP Inc. at jpinc.bandcamp.com/album/massage-spa. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever. Is everybody happy?
0:13.6	happy.
0:14.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:15.6	Will everybody have a lot of fun. I'm going to see. Oh, Welcome to Glendale's Got Talent, the Office Hours Live, Variety Show, where everybody is a winner.
0:52.0	We've got a cavalcade of great axe coming your way,
0:55.6	and then in the second hour,
0:57.2	we're inviting you to share your talents on Zoom.
1:01.4	Remember to keep them wanting more. In other words, keep it short. So if you're watching
1:06.2	live, stay tuned for all that. If you're watching the replay, you've got to join now at
1:11.6	Patreon.com slash office hours live. It's free for seven days so why not?
1:17.4	Before we get started, I'd like to point out the J.P. Incorporated relaxation lounge.
1:22.4	Every act is invited to sit down for a relaxing massage with
1:25.9	Thai in the J.P. Incorporated massage and spa relaxation lounge. By the way, I'm
1:31.9	J.P. Incorporated. Now let's meet our judges. Good morning, Doug.
1:37.0	Good. Horny.
1:47.0	Good morning, Vic. Mr. J.P. Inc. I'd like to give you a what-sip everybody.
1:51.0	Now Vic, I've been dying to ask you since I got here this morning what are you
1:57.8	sipping on today? I have the coldest ice coffee I've ever had in my life.
2:03.0	It's a white chocolate macadamia tasting from Mr. Starbucks.
2:09.0	Wow, that sounds a little too sweet for my taste.
2:11.0	A little bit.
2:12.0	I love your decisions.
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