5 • 829 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 143 minutes
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0:00.0 | my stomach. |
0:02.1 | Oh no. |
0:03.1 | She'll make it. |
0:03.9 | She'll make it. |
0:04.7 | I'm just doing the silly thing where, well, what happened is I had that game night that I was telling |
0:10.5 | you about where we got a noise complaint from my super because we were having too much fun and |
0:14.2 | we were too good of friends. |
0:16.0 | Sorry. |
0:16.8 | And they were jealous. |
0:18.5 | I was hosting and everyone brought snacks because they're so kind. |
0:21.5 | But the thing that happens when people bring snacks to your apartment is they leave all the snacks. |
0:26.5 | And so I've just been snacking for like three days. |
0:31.6 | On gluten, I'm sure. |
0:33.1 | Yeah, like on gluten and on like sugars and on dairy and my stomach she's not she's none too pleased |
0:41.9 | dietary restrictions what a life we've got upsetable tummies yeah that is what it is i'm always like i |
0:49.4 | say this about myself all the time um that i'm like god made me so hot and cool. He had to balance it out somehow. |
0:55.6 | Of course. Oh my God. I also say that about the fact that I am capital A annoying. |
1:00.9 | Because it's just a fact about me. Like I am kind of an annoying person. I'm always like, well, I have so much else going for me. God had to balance it out. He had to make me annoying. |
1:08.0 | Exactly. Like, sorry I'm so loud, but my ass is so fat. |
1:12.5 | Exactly. And. And sugar, spice and everything nice. He had to throw on the spice. You think my |
1:18.8 | ass would be this fat if I wasn't annoying. That's where I store all the annoyingness. |
1:24.7 | My gosh. She's so annoying. That's why her ass is so fat. That's why her ass is so fat. Because she's so annoying. That's why her ass is so fat. |
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