Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)

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🗓️ 15 September 2019

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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0:00.0	.
0:13.6	Garidance. Current whereabouts are unknown.
0:16.9	Fuck.
0:17.4	It is unlikely that he stayed on Tatooine
0:19.7	and admits the turbulence following.
0:21.3	Job of the HUD's death.
0:22.8	You know what I think this signals by the way?
0:25.5	Garid and Dan, dude.
0:28.2	He's in fucking witness protection.
0:30.1	Oh, you think so?
0:30.9	He just vanished, dude.
0:31.9	Well, I mean, like, now he's eating egg noodles
0:33.4	and ketchup somewhere like he's not.
0:35.1	You fuck somebody over.
0:37.1	You fuck somebody over real hard.
0:38.4	It's like, hard.
0:39.4	You fuck over that Luke Skywalker,
0:40.7	that little fucking farm boy turd, whatever.
0:43.4	Then you read the next day that dude blew up the dead star.
0:46.0	Oh, shit, I gotta go into hiding.
0:47.8	Yeah, I don't know.
0:48.6	Then you read the next day that he's like overthrowing
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