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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)

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4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2019

⏱️ 4 minutes

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On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!

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Sarcan culture originally revolved around a cast structure.

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As a holdover of this time, Sarcan's in later years almost always traveled in groups of three or more.

0:22.0

Loan Sarcan's were usually outcasts from Sarcan culture, exiled for some offense committed on Sarcan.

0:28.0

Sarcan's used a single name.

0:30.0

Typical Sarcan names included be near domestic Ralph.

0:38.0

By pet visorun gainus Giloran.

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Ainus gain G a n i s.

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Gannis Gannis Gannis Gunes.

0:48.0

It's unfortunately not anus though.

0:50.0

No, Syran Sanna.

0:52.0

That sounds like a touching game of thrones over here.

0:56.0

Ty Belor and you Valah and the runt sepper off.

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Sarcan's valued the natural beauty of their home world, especially it's dense jungles and bejeweled nouns.

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I know that some of this is repeating because it's wook wook a pd.

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Yeah, yeah.

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They got jewels.

1:16.0

We got it.

1:17.0

We got it with the jewels.

1:18.0

You ask for amateur hour on this.

1:19.0

We're going to skip the history here.

1:21.0

When the galactic empire was in power, the Sarcan's reluctantly relaxed their protocol requirements when dealing with humans and while negotiating with corporations with strong imperial connections.

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