Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]

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🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 4 minutes

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole thing, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up now!

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0:00.0	This is a theme song, you know, watched it this last night and it does sort of, it kind of,
0:17.0	it starts off, GI Joe and then the guy kind of is like, and we're going around and we're
0:24.0	going to do more as yeah, the Toshville and the airline lost my luggage and then I went back
0:32.8	the next day and I talked to Connie at the front desk and she said that I had to come back
0:37.5	the next day with three forms of ID and then the American hero showed up.
0:41.8	GI Joe.
0:42.8	Yeah, exactly.
0:45.0	So this time around Cobra turns out is looking to finally take the Suez Canal.
0:50.5	Hell yeah.
0:51.5	Hell yeah.
0:52.5	And one of these fucking idiots sick of not having that kind of sick of the trade routes.
1:01.5	And one of these guys, I don't know which Joe it is, mentions that hey, if Cobra takes
1:07.0	the Suez Canal, we might as well just put a big red ax over the Middle East.
1:12.7	Give it like a couple decades.
1:14.7	We'll do that anyway.
1:15.7	It's like literally give you 14 years, brother man.
1:18.3	And just hold your breath there, Joe.
1:20.0	You'll be totally cool with that soon.
1:22.0	By the way, that's beach head of this.
1:25.1	Oh my god.
1:26.1	Stupid names.
1:27.1	The beach head sounds exactly like Peyton Manning.
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