Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn (PREVIEW)

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🗓️ 12 April 2020

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On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this full ep, along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!

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0:00.0	["The Star of the World"]
0:03.0	["The Star of the World"]
0:06.0	["The Star of the World"]
0:09.0	["The Star of the World"]
0:12.0	It's a scummy situation.
0:13.5	Rest assured, he maintained some ties
0:16.0	with his original homeworld,
0:17.0	and once obtained a special rock
0:19.0	is a keepsake from his planet's river of light.
0:22.0	Well, whoop-de-fuck-he kept a rock.
0:25.0	But I love his...
0:27.0	You get the name of the river
0:28.0	on this homeworld of Qui-Gon-Gin.
0:30.0	Sticks?
0:31.0	You don't know the homeworld name.
0:34.0	That's what kills me.
0:35.0	It's like, you name a river.
0:36.0	You're not gonna give me the name of the fucking planet?
0:39.0	Oh, that's fucking ridiculous.
0:41.0	How am I supposed to find the river, dude?
0:43.0	You know what it was?
0:44.0	It was a thing where like they can name any river you want.
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